So I needed a place to dump all of my Sims photos, since I just know I'm pissing off all of my friends by IMing them every ten seconds whenever something interesting happens. Now instead of IMing them, I can just link them a site! At least, when I remember to take the screenshots.

Note: You have to click these big pics to see 'em. I didn't notice they were cut off until it was too late.


Please meet creeper Christopher. This is him watching a child all creepy-like.

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Fiorna: I was begging my boss for a raise the other day.


Fiorna: But then I realized it'd just be easier to give her pills instead! 8D

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... That's alot of tact you have there, Chris. (Ignore the red, I had to censor the nekkid body somehow.)

Fiorna: *Obliviously cleans toilet.*
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Christopher: AAAAGH SHE'S IN LABOR WTF DO I DO *Freaks*
Fiorna: Stop your bitchin' and get me to a hospital. :|


Fiorna: WAIT HOLY SHIT THIS HURTS! *Goes crosseyed*
Christopher: Be still, my beating heart!


Meanwhile, Christopher has peacefully gone back to sleep as his wife gives birth. Way to go, Chris. Great parenting skills there. :|

Alcmene: My mother thrusting her hand through my pelvis is causing me to wink in obvious pain.
Fiorna: It... it looks like a larva. *worry*
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AND THOSE ARE ALL THE SCREENSHOTS I TOOK. Damn me, there were more things I wanted to add, BUT I DIDN'T TAKE PICTURES OF THEM. :C